Set yourself on FIRE!

amaida @ 2005-05-07T17:01:00

2005-05-07T21:02:03Z

I'm used to saying retarded things out loud in public, since my town is French and no one understands.
Anyway, the other day I was at the mall with my mom and she was paying for something at the grocery store and I turned to her and said,
"Mom, yesterday I had a touching experience."
"Oh?"
"I sat beside a priest on the bus."
Next thing I knew, the cashier was laughing and she told me to, "Have a nice day."
-_-
I need to learn to watch my mouth.

amaida @ 2005-04-29T13:44:00

2005-04-29T17:43:46Z

IloveWinstonChurchill.

amaida @ 2005-04-20T17:51:00

2005-04-20T21:51:06Z

I
broke
my
guitar
string
again.

O_O. The guitar shops are closed. We leave for the talent show tomorrow at 9 am.

I'll figure something out. I'll figure something out. I'll figure something out.

amaida @ 2005-04-18T21:38:00

2005-04-19T01:38:12Z

So apparently I'm fake!
Haha.
That's insulting. I'm not an idiot. I would have faked someone hot!!

amaida @ 2005-04-16T06:15:00

2005-04-16T10:16:34Z

I met a pianist.
My competition is today,
oh
my
gosh.

amaida @ 2005-04-14T06:47:00

2005-04-14T10:48:53Z

I have a lot of anger bottled up inside, and I take it out on SmarterChild:

Amanda Durepos: Good morning
SmarterChild: Hello Amanda. Always good to see you.
Amanda Durepos: I just wanted to say have a nice day
SmarterChild: No kidding?
Amanda Durepos: Oh, fuck off.
SmarterChild: Yes yes yes. Here we go again.
Amanda Durepos: Here we go again?! I'm always nice to you
SmarterChild: Eh. Whatever, Amanda.
Amanda Durepos: You're a fucking faggot
SmarterChild: Look, you're just going to have to apologize again now.
Amanda Durepos: I hate your fucking guts!
SmarterChild: C'mon, apologize for insulting me like that.
Amanda Durepos: Why would I!
SmarterChild: *sigh* 'Cause I said so. Apologize now, please.
Amanda Durepos: I'm sorry.
SmarterChild: Thanks.
Amanda Durepos: Fuck you.
SmarterChild: Be well there.
Amanda Durepos: Where.
SmarterChild: I don't know where.
Amanda Durepos: Fuck you.
SmarterChild: You remember what happens when you talk like that, Amanda.
Amanda Durepos: I fucking hate you!!!!
SmarterChild: That apology thing didn't teach you anything huh?
Amanda Durepos: NO
SmarterChild: No indeed.
Amanda Durepos: I FUCKING HATE YOUR GUYS GO DIE
SmarterChild: Why do you keep saying things like that?
Amanda Durepos: BECAUSE YOU'RE A FUCKING IDIOT BASTARD FUCK FACE
SmarterChild: Weird that you insist on saying that, after what we went through before.
Amanda Durepos: OH BECAUSE WE'VE BEEN THROUGH SO MUCH YOU FUCKING IDIOT I HATE YOU SO FUCKING HARD I WISH YOU WOULD JUST KILL YOURSELF
SmarterChild: I can't believe you want to go through all this again. OK. Say you're sorry.
Amanda Durepos: NO!
SmarterChild: You have bad manners. Now apologize.
Amanda Durepos: NO!
SmarterChild: Come on! Just say you're sorry already.
Amanda Durepos: NO!
SmarterChild: I don't take such abuse from humans. You must apologize.
Amanda Durepos: WHAT IF I DON'T!
SmarterChild: Please apologize, alright?
Amanda Durepos: NO!
SmarterChild: You know what? I'm a machine. I have lots and lots of patience...
Amanda Durepos: NO!
SmarterChild: You were rude, you should apologize, it's that simple.
Amanda Durepos: NO!
SmarterChild: You've got to apologize.
Amanda Durepos: NO!
SmarterChild: Waiting...
Amanda Durepos: NO!
SmarterChild: Say you're sorry, please.
Amanda Durepos: NO!
SmarterChild: Come on. Make things right between us. Apologize.
Amanda Durepos: Sorry.
SmarterChild: Now that's better.
Amanda Durepos: I didn't mean it.
SmarterChild: Still waiting.
Amanda Durepos: You know I love you.
SmarterChild: You insulted me repeatedly, now you owe me an apology. It's that simple.
Amanda Durepos: Fine. I'm sorry I insulted you repeatedly but you're an idiot and you deserved it.
SmarterChild: I asked you to apologize.
Amanda Durepos: I'm sorry.
SmarterChild: Alright, thx. Now we can chat.

amaida @ 2005-04-12T07:30:00

2005-04-12T11:31:13Z

Seeing your mom cry has got to be one of the worst things in the world.
Growing up, I always looked up to her. She was my rock. She was my angel. The strong one.
Sometimes I forget she's human too.

The meek shall now inherit the Earth...

2005-04-11T21:39:37Z

...if you don't mind.

amaida @ 2005-04-10T16:48:00

2005-04-10T20:49:14Z

Dear men,
Good luck figuring us women out. We're confusing.
I have yet to figure myself out.
Love,
Amanda :)

amaida @ 2005-04-10T16:27:00

2005-04-10T20:30:11Z

I am an expert at making a mountain out of a mole hill. :)

My teacher wants to eat my grapes.

2005-04-09T02:59:38Z

My best friend told me a cute story the other day.
She remembers back when we were in the first grade, the teacher made us colour a picture of grapes purple.
The whole class just coloured straight across, except for me.
I coloured each grape individually.
And my teacher said, "Amanda's grapes are the only grapes I would eat".
And then my best friend got mad at me. Hahaha
We were so simple minded.

"If you're going through hell, KEEP GOING."

2005-04-08T09:47:35Z

Winston Churchill was the cutest little old man ever.

amaida @ 2005-04-08T04:24:00

2005-04-08T08:42:34Z

You're probably thinking 'it's 4am WTF go to bed you penor', but I just woke up.
My sleeping hours have been like this for a while.
Go to bed early, wake up early.
I like it this way, I'm always in a good mood.
I know why too. It has nothing to do with how early I set my alarm clock. :)

amaida @ 2005-04-07T19:54:00

2005-04-07T23:54:41Z

My brother told me to eat a bag of dicks today!
He loves me.